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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Enjoying the Porta Johns - Once Again

Obviously, I've been away from my computer for a while. http://www.usmc.mil/ has a story about some of things that my battalion has been doing. Story ID# is 20076124159. I'm told it is the easiest way to search for it. If that doesn't work try Second Battalion 6th Marines.

I'm not exactly sure what the Arabic word alljah means - I'm told it depends on how you say it. Your guess is as good as mine. What is interesting is that if you were to take the the f u out of Fallujah you have alljah. Ironic? So I guess you could say that 2/6 is taking the f u out of Fallujah. Nice, very nice. At any rate, it is a very exciting time, as the citizens of Fallujah are leading the way and are truly responsible for their own security. The people have embraced this concept and doing great things.

And whomever said that sleeping on concrete was fun better go see the doctor. Can I get a chiropractor? I can see my book title now - A yearlong camping trip to Iraq. Sleeping on the floor of abandoned buildings also illustrates just how wonderful plumbing really is. Duane, I haven't talked about plumbing in a while - so this one is for you. Heck after a few days of using "wag bags" I was pleased to return to the stack of porta johns. Listen, all you have to do is lower your expectations ...

Jake Peavy was dominant last night - enough said.

Meg - Thanks for the try w/ Monsters. Go ahead and try them - you'll get all kinds of fired up. Don't worry about it - who knows when the mail arrives. I don' think it would been very fun for the cargo handlers to have to deal with exploded drinks all over the place.

Mr. Herky Jerky is Mr. Bill of Abita Springs. Sorry dad, you can't take credit for that one.

Mr. Smooth Swing - identify yourself

Byron - you may be quite the accomplished futballer; however, the remainder of your athletic prowess still remains on the t-ball fields of Virginia.

Duane - Thanks for the Pro Football Magazine subscription. I think that a Fantasy Football Challenge is being issued right now. Can you handle it?

Padres Leadership - where are my job offers?

Finally, a big Bravo Zulu Mom, glad to see that you are now off and racing in this parallel Internet reality. Looking forward to your comments.

5 comments:

dopf said...

I don't think you can handle it... remember our stint into Fantasy Baseball?

Anonymous said...

Hello, I said Holla back.

studlybyron said...

As much as Geoff talks about squatting, you'd think that he was all in favor of my golfing position.
Another good performance for Germano. If only there was one more bat to compliment Gonzalez.

Rex said...

Mike Fontenot is finally in the bigs. Playing 2B for the Cubs. Lastnight he was 2-4, with two RBIs (and the winning rbi). He has excelled in the minors, it is good to finally see him get a chance after all these years. He proves playing in the Bigs is tough to do. Stay off the ground.

preying4apar said...

A wag bag? I know what a piddle pack is, but a wag bag? Is that for #2? Can you provide a diagram or graphics?

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